What's cooking at the Wiggle House?/transcript

[Super Thrilling Excitement Wiggles Theme Tune In Background]

All 5 Wiggles (off screen): Super Thrilling Excitement

Wiggles

Super Thrilling Excitement 

Wiggles

Nathan: "Nathan,"

Simon: "Simon,"

Dominic: "Dominic,"

Lachy: "Lachy."

Hunter: "and Hunter."

All 5 Wiggles (off screen): Super Thrilling Excitement

Wiggles

All 5 Wiggles (off screen) (continued): "Dorothy the Dinosaur, Wags the Dog, Captain Feathersword, Henry the Octopus and Officer Beaples too."

All 5 Wiggles (off screen): Super Thrilling Excitement

Wiggles

Scene 1: The Wiggle House/with Anthony the Cook
Nathan: "Hi there, everybody."

Nathan, Simon, Lachy, Dominic and Hunter: "we're the Wiggles."

Nathan: "I'm Nathan."

Simon: "I'm Simon."

Lachy: "I'm Lachy."

Dominic: "I'm Dominic."

Hunter: "and I'm Hunter."

Nathan: "and this is our best friend for life and Dominic's uncle, Anthony the Cook."

Anthony: "Hi there, you guys."

Domninic: "So, Uncle Anthony. what have you got there?"

Anthony: "Well? I got hot potatoes."

Nathan (feeling the baked taters' texture): "Whoa. super hot."

Anthony: "mashed bananas."

Dominic: "Mashed. but yummy good indeed."

Domninic: "and I got some cold spaghetti as well."

Hunter (feeling the cold spaghetti texture): "Real super cold on my hands."

Lachy: "Let's all sing a super good song about hot potatoes, mashed bananas and cold spaghetti."

Nathan: "but let's all try too keep a super good sharp eye out for Captain Feathersword. the friendly pirate."

Simon: "he really loves eating everybody's most favorite foods of all times."

Music Video: Hot Potato
Nathan: Hot potato

hot potato

Nathan (continued): hot potato

hot potato

Nathan: hot potato

hot potato

potato

potato

potato

Nathan (continued): cold spaghetti

cold spaghetti

Nathan: cold spaghetti

Nathan (continued): cold spaghetti

spaghetti

spaghetti

spaghetti

Higher Pitched Voices: "Ooh wiggy-wiggy-wiggy. ooh wiggy-wiggy-wiggy."

Lower Pitched voice: gimme that

gimme that

gimme that food

Higher Pitched Voices: "Ooh wiggy-wiggy-wiggy. ooh wiggy-wiggy-wiggy."

Lower Pitched voice: gimme that

gimme that

Nathan: mashed banana

mashed banana

Nathan (continued): mashed banana

mashed banana

Nathan: mashed banana

mashed banana

banana

banana

banana

Higher Pitched Voices: "Ooh wiggy-wiggy-wiggy. ooh wiggy-wiggy-wiggy."

Lower Pitched voice: gimme that

gimme that

gimme that food

Higher Pitched Voices: "Ooh wiggy-wiggy-wiggy. ooh wiggy-wiggy-wiggy."

Lower Pitched voice: gimme that

gimme that

Nathan: hot potato

hot potato

Nathan (continued): hot potato

hot potato

Nathan: hot potato

hot potato

potato

potato

potato

Nathan: "Whooooooo!"

Where's Lachy?: Teacup Ride
All 5 Wiggles Members: Where's Lachy

Nathan: is he sleeping outside

All 5 Wiggles Members: where's Lachy

Simon: has he gone for a ride

All 5 Wiggles Members: where's Lachy

Hunter: is he in the country side

Nathan (off screen): "And here's your host: Simon Wiggle."

Simon goes right out onstage.

Simon: "Hello there, everybody. and welcome to Where's Lachy? the game show where we look for Lachy. please welcome our contestant: Hunter Wiggle."

Hunter shows up onstage.

Hunter: "Hi there, Simon."

Simon: "Hi there, Hunter. are you prepared to play Where's Lachy??"

Hunter: "I'm prepared, Simon. of course I am."

Simon: "Stand right over on the letter X."

Hunter stands right over on the letter X.

Simon: "You're now wearing this quiz-matron. and it's time to play Where's Lachy. and so, Hunter can't even see or hear exactly where Lachy's located. Hunter, please begin the questions."

Hunter: "Okay, Simon. is Lachy outside someplace?"

Simon: "Yes, Hunter. of course he's outside someplace."

Hunter: "Oh yeah. is he going for a super thrilling ride?"

Simon: "Yes. of course he's going for a super thrilling ride."

Hunter: "So he's outside someplace. and he's going for a super thrilling ride. he really loves going for super thrilling rides when he goes to theme parks."

Simon: "He really loves going to theme parks, Hunter. you're absolutely right."

Hunter: "Is Lachy at a theme park on a teacup ride?"

Simon: "Let's see if you're correct. (He looks right at the screen to see Lachy asleep on the teacup ride.) you're absolutely right. now when we count all the way to 3, we'll all wake him up. 1, 2 and 3."

Simon and Hunter: "Wake up, Lachy!"

Lachy wakes up in a super silly and wacky kind of way.

Lachy: "Whoa. boy. I must've fallen asleep on the teacup ride. I better get right back to performing."

Music Video: Fruit Salad
Dominic: "We're making some fruit salad. everybody's helping."

Hunter: "Simon, what are you up to?"

Simon: "Dominic and Hunter, I got some grapes to put in the fruit salad bowl."

Stevie: "and, Anthony the Cook?"

Anthony: "I'm mixing up all the fruit in this bowl."

Dominic: "and, Nathan?"

Nathan: "Dominic, I'm chopping up some melon."

Dominic: "and, Lachy, what are you doing over there?"

Lachy: "I peeled a banana."

All 5 Wiggles: "Beauty, mate."

Hunter: "Wonderful."

Dominic: "Well you might like to make your own fruit salad at home. just make sure you have a plastic knife and you might like to have a grownup around to help you as well."

[Music In Background]

All 5 Wiggles and Anthony: Fruit salad

yummy, yummy

fruit salad

yummy, yummy

All 5 Wiggles and Anthony: fruit salad

yummy, yummy

fruit salad

yummy, yummy

Anthony: yummy, yummy, 

yummy, yummy

fruit salaaaaaaaaaad

Nathan: Let's make some

fruit salad

today

All 5 Wiggles: uh huh

huh

Nathan: it's fun to do 

it the healthy way

All 5 Wiggles: uh huh

huh

Nathan: take all the fruit

that you wanna eat

Nathan (continued): it's gonna be

a fruit salad treat

All 5 Wiggles: the first step

Nathan: peel your bananas

All 5 Wiggles: the second step

Nathan: toss in some grapes

All 5 Wiggles: the third step

Nathan: chop up some apples

Nathan (continued): chop up some melons

and put them on your plaaaaate

Nathan: now we made it

it's time to eat it

All 5 Wiggles: uh huh

huh

Nathan: it tastes so good

that you just can't beat it

Nathan (continued): give everyone 

a plate and a spoon

we'll all be eating it

very soon

All 5 Wiggles: the first step

Nathan: eat up the banana

All 5 Wiggles: the second step

Nathan: eat up some grapes

All 5 Wiggles: the third step

Nathan: eat up some apples

Nathan (continued): eat the melons

now there's nothing

on your plaaaaaaate

Nathan: now we had 

our fruit salad today

All 5 Wiggles: uh huh

huh

Nathan: it's time to put

the scraps away

All 5 Wiggles: uh huh

huh

Nathan: wash the bowls

and wash the spoon

let's do it all again real soon

All 5 Wiggles and Anthony: fruit salad

yummy, yummy

fruit salad

yummy, yummy

fruit salad

yummy, yummy

Anthony: yummy, yummy

yummy, yummy

fruit salaaaaaaaaaad

All 5 Wiggles: fruit salad

yummy, yummy

fruit salad

yummy, yummy

fruit salad

yummy, yummy

fruit salad

yummy, yummy

fruit salad

yummy, yummy

fruit salad

yummy, yummy

fruit salad

yummy, yummy

fruit salad

yummy, yummy

fruit salad

yummy, yummy

Captain's Magic Buttons: Captain Feathersword imagines that he's a giant chicken
All 5 Wiggles: Captain's magic buttons

he's got half a dozen

make him perform in different ways

Captain Feathersword: "oh boy, here we go."

All 5 Wiggles: magic buttons

push a magic button

All 5 Wiggles (continued): Captain's magic buttons

he's got half a dozen

make him perform in different ways

Cut to Captain Feathersword onstage with his magic remote control.........

Captain Feathersword: "Ahoy there, me good mates. welcome to me game show. please welcome me contestant, Dominic Wiggle."

Dominic comes right out onstage.

Dominic: "Hi there, Captain. what are you gonna do today?"

Captain Feathersword: "Well, Dominic. with my magic remote control, I'll sound just like a giant chicken."

Dominic: "Go for it."

Captain Feathersword pushes 1 of the bttons on his magic remote control.

Captain Feathersword: [Chicken Clucking Sounds]

Dominic: "Wow. fascinating."

Music Video: Vegetable Soup
Nathan: 1 zucchini

All 4 other Wiggles: 1 zucchini

Nathan: 1 tomato too

All 4 other Wiggles: 1 tomato too

Nathan: 1 zucchini

Dominic: "Zucchini."

Nathan: 1 tomato too

All 4 other Wiggles: 1 tomato too

Captain Feathersword: "Oho. I love tomatos."

Nathan: put it in the pot

and you got vegetable soup

uh huh, huh

uh huh, huh

All 4 other Wiggles: put it in the pot

and you got vegetable soup

uh huh, huh

uh huh, huh

Lachy: "What else now?"

Simon: 1 big onion

All 4 other Wiggles: 1 big onion

Nathan: 1 tomato too

All 4 other Wiggles: 1 tomato too

Simon: 1 big onion

All 4 other Wiggles: 1 big onion

Nathan: 1 tomato too

All 4 other Wiggles: 1 tomato too

Simon: put it in the pot

and you got vegetable soup

uh huh, huh

uh huh, huh

All 4 other Wiggles: put it in the pot

and you got vegetable soup

uh huh, huh

uh huh, huh

Captain Feathersword: "Oh yeah. love tomatos."

Hunter: "What's next, Nathan?"

Nathan: grab some garlic

All 4 other Wiggles: grab some garlic

Simon: 1 tomato too

All 4 other Wiggles: 1 tomato too

Nathan: grab some garlic

Hunter: "I love garlic."

All 4 other Wiggles: grab some garlic

Simon: 1 tomato too

All 4 other Wiggles: 1 tomato too

Nathan: put it in the pot

and you got vegetable soup

uh huh, huh

uh huh, huh

Captain Feathersword: "What? just 1 tomato?"

Captain Feathersword: [Chuckles A Bit]

All 4 other Wiggles: put it in the pot

and you got vegetable soup

uh huh, huh

uh huh, huh

[Music Continues In Background]

Dominic: "Oho. this is fantastic food. I love this soup. what about you, Captain?"

Captain Feathersword: "Oh, it's the best food I ever had. arrrr."

Lachy: "Nathan."

Hunter: "we want more. we want more. what else."

Nathan: 1 zucchini

All 4 other Wiggles: 1 zucchini

Simon: 1 tomato too

All 4 other Wiggles: ''1 tomato too'

Nathan: "Already have them?"

Simon: 1 zucchini

All 4 other Wiggles: 1 zucchini

Captain Feathersword: "Anybody like tomatos?"

Nathan: 1 tomato too

All 4 other Wiggles: 1 tomato too

Nathan: put it in the pot

and you got vegetable soup

uh huh, huh

uh huh, huh

All 4 other Wiggles: put it in the pot

and you got vegetable soup

uh huh, huh

uh huh, huh

Captain Feathersword: [Groaning And Whimpering A Bit]

Dominic: "Captain, why are you so sad?"

Captain Feathersword: "Well I love that vegetable soup. but what about dessert?"

Dominic: "Captain, did you say dessert?"

Captain Feathersword: "Oh yeah."

Dominic (pulling out a fruit salad bowl): "Well have a look at this."

[Music Continues In Background]

Nathan: 1 banana

All 4 other Wiggles: 1 banana

Simon: a little bit of guava too

All 4 other Wiggles: a little bit of guava too

Lachy: "Are you feeling happy now?"

Captain Feathersword: "Whoa, ho, ho!"

Simon: 1 banana

All 4 other Wiggles: 1 banana

Nathan: a little bit of guava too

All 4 other Wiggles: a little bit of guava too

Simon: put it in the bowl

and you got fruit salad too

Captain Feathersword: "Whoa, you're good guys."

All 4 other Wiggles: put it in the bowl

and you got fruit salad too

[Music Ends In Background]

Captain Feathersword: "Oho. this is the best fruit salad I ever had. arrrr."