"Substitute Teacher" transcript

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Helga: "Arnold....."

[Hey Arnold! Theme Music In Background]

Helga: "Hey Arnold."

[Music Continues In Background]

[Young Girl Screams In DIstance]

Helga; "Hey Arnold!"

Helga: "Arnold......"

Helga: "Arnold......"

Helga: "Arnold......"

Helga: "Arnoooooooooold."

Helga: "Move it, Football Head!"

Other Students: Hey Arnold!

Scene 1: The PS 118 School building/Robert Simmons' 6th grade classroom
Robert Simmons: "Now, students, [Coughs A Bit] pardon me, I got a tickle in my throat, we discussed about the gratitude and longitude of [Coughs A Bit]

Robert Simmons: [Coughing A Bit]

Sid: "What's going on with Mr. Simmons?"

Stinky: "I don't know, Sid, on account of I've never seen him actin' like this before in my entire life."

Robert Simmons: "Students, please excuse me a bit."

Robert Simmons exits his classroom and walks around on his way to Toby Wartz's office.

Toby Wartz's office
Toby Wartz: "Oh, Robert, what a pleasant surprise to see you in my office."

Robert Simmons: "Toby, I got this terrible tickle in my throat and it won't go away, I think I got laryngitis and won't be able to teach anything to my 6th grade students."

Toby Wartz: "Robert, I hate to tell you this, but I think you're just losing your voice."

Robert Simmons: [Coughing A Bit]

Toby Wartz: "Whatever it is you wanna tell me, we'll just need to wait 'til you're feeling so much better."

Robert Simmons leaves to go back home to his own apartment and Toby Wartz walks around on his way to Robert Simmons' 6th grade classroom.

Back in Robert Simmons' 6th grade classroom
Toby Wartz: "Students, I got some terrible disturbing news to tell all of you."

Harold: "Aw, he's gonna say we need to go to a crazy boring camp all summer vacation long, I knew it."

Toby Wartz: "Robert Simmons is terribly ill and he's gonna be out for the rest of the entire week, but you can use this time to do a little bit but not too much homework while I arrange for a substitute teacher for all of you."

Toby Wartz exits Robert Simmons' 6th grade classroom.

Rhonda: "Do you really think it's gonna be Ms. Felter again?"

Nadine: "No."

Eugene: "How 'bout Mr. Robinson?"

Sid: "No."

Toby Wartz comes right back in Robert Simmons' 6th grade classroom.

Toby Wartz: "Good news, students, your substitute teacher's gonna be Mr. Simmons' best friend for life, Mr. Carl Gunderson, and I'm pretty sure he's gonna be super fun and thrilling just like Mr. Simmons is."