A New Wiggle in Town/transcript

[Super Thrilling Excitement Wiggles Theme Tune In Background]

All 4 Wiggles (off screen): Super Thrilling Excitement

Wiggles

Super Thrilling Excitement 

Wiggles

Nathan: "Nathan,"

Simon: "Simon,"

Dominic: "Dominic,"

Lachy: "and Lachy."

All 4 Wiggles (off screen): Super Thrilling Excitement

Wiggles

All 4 Wiggles (off screen) (continued): "Dorothy the Dinosaur, Wags the Dog, Captain Feathersword, Henry the Octopus and Officer Beaples too."

All 4 Wiggles (off screen): Super Thrilling Excitement

Wiggles

Scene 1: Wiggle Town
Nathan (to the viewers): "Hi there, everybody,"

All 4 Wiggles: "we're the Wiggles."

Nathan: "I'm Nathan,"

Dominic: "I'm Dominic,"

Simon: "I'm Simon,"

Lachy: "and I'm Lachy,"

Nathan: "and today, we have somebody joining our group."

Simon: "his most favorite hobbies are juggling and telling jokes."

Lachy: "so please,"

Dominic: "let's give a big round of applause to the new Wiggle in the bright green skivvy: Hunter Wiggle."

Hunter shows up in a bright green skivvy.

Hunter: "Hi there. you guys must be Nathan, Dominic, Simon and Lachy. wow. the entire group."

Nathan: "Come on, Hunter. let's guide you to your house."

Simon: "to the Big Red Car, everybody."

The now 5 Wiggles drive around in the big red car all the way to the Wiggle House.

The Wiggle House
The 5 Wiggles walk around right up to Flora Door.

Flora Door: "Hold it there, Wiggles. right before I let you in, you need to tell me who the new member of your group is."

Dominic: "This is Hunter, Flora Door. Hunter Wiggle."

Flora Door: "Oh yeah. Hunter. well, nice meeting you, Hunter. but you need to say the password."

All 5 Wiggles: "Crazy pants."

Flora Door: "Alright. you can all come right in now."

The 5 Wiggles enter their house.

Inside the Wiggle House
Hunter: "Wow. you guys have bedrooms, a living room, a kitchen and a dining room."

Nathan: "Well, Hunter. now that you're beginning to get to know lots about Wiggle Town, I bet you know what we like to make here."

Simon: "hot potato,"

Lachy: mashed banana,"

Dominic: "cold spaghetti,"

Nathan: "and of course fruit salad, yummy, yummy."

Hunter: "Boy oh boy. now I wonder what games and activities we're gonna do today."

Dominic: "Well, Hunter. first of all, here's a music video."

Music Video 1: Rock A Bye Your Bear
[Music In Background]

Nathan: Everybody clap

[Crowd Clapping 3 Times]

Simon: everybody sing

All 5 Wiggles: la, la, la,

la, la

Hunter: bow to your partner

Lachy: then you turn around

Dominic: "Yippee!"

Nathan: hands in the air

rock a bye your bear

Dominic: bear's now asleep

All 5 Wiggles: "shh, shh, shh."

Nathan: bear's now asleep

All 5 Wiggles: "shh, shh, shh."

[Music Continues In Background]

Dominic: everybody clap

[Crowd Clapping 3 Times Again]

Nathan: everybody sing

All 5 Wiggles: la, la, la,

la, la

Lachy: bow to your partner

Dominic: then you turn around

Simon: "Yippee!"

Nathan: hands in the air

Dominic: rock a bye your bear

Simon: bear's now asleep

All 5 Wiggles: shh, shh, shh

Nathan: bear's now asleep

All 5 Wiggles: "shh, shh, shh."

Segment 1: Where's Lachy?
Nathan: Where's Lachy?

Simon: is he sleeping outside?

Dominic: where's Lachy?

Hunter: has he gone for a ride?

Nathan: where's Lachy?

Simon: is he in the country side?

Announcer: "And now, it's time to play Where's Lachy, with your host, Nathan Wiggle."

Nathan: "Good afternoon, everybody, we're now prepared to play Where's Lachy?, joining us is our contestant, the 1 who enjoys eating almost everything just like his Uncle Anthony always did, please welcome, the 1, the only, Dominic Wiggle."

Dominic walks right over to where Nathan is.

Nathan: "So, Dominic, tell me all of the things you enjoy more than anything."

Dominic: "Well, Nathan, I enjoy dancing along to hot potato, mashed banana and cold spaghetti and I also enjoy fruit salad, yummy, yummy."

Nathan: "That's good, Dominic, but right now, just step right over there and I'll lower the guessing helmet right on your head so you can tell me where Lachy's located."

Nathan lowers the guessing helmet right on Dominic's head.

Dominic: "Let me guess, Nathan, is Lachy in the library?"

Nathan: "Let's see if you're absolutely right."

The screen reveals to be Lachy asleep at the library.

Nathan: "You're absolutely right, Dominic. he's really at the library. and he's asleep, so at the count of 3, we wake him up, just like you, Greg, Anthony and Murray did with Jeff in the past years."

Dominic: "1, 2, and 3."

Nathan and Dominic: "Wake up, Lachy!"

Lachy wakes up from his beauty sleep and goes all wacky.

Lachy: "I'm awake, I must get back to performing."

Music Video 2: Toot, Toot Chugga, Chugga, Big Red Car
[Music In Background]

All 5 Wiggles: Toot, toot

chugga, chugga

Big Red Car

we'll travel near

and we'll travel far

All 5 Wiggles (continued): toot, toot

chugga, chugga

Big Red Car

we're gonna ride

the whole day long

Nathan: Simon's in the backseat

singing to himself

Nathan (continued): Simon's in the backseat

All 4 Wiggles: of the Big Red Car

All 5 Wiggles: toot, toot

chugga, chugga 

Big Red Car

we'll travel near

and we'll travel far

All 5 Wiggles (continued): toot, toot

chugga, chugga 

Big Red Car

we're gonna ride

the whole day long

Nathan: Lachy is fast asleep

he's having a little rest

Nathan (continued): we better wake him up

so let's call out wake up Lachy

All 5 Wiggles: toot, toot

chugga, chugga 

Big Red Car

we'll travel near

and we'll travel far

All 5 Wiggles (continued): toot, toot

chugga, chugga 

Big Red Car

we're gonna ride

the whole day long

Nathan: Dominic is eating

he's got so much food

Nathan (continued): he's eating apples and oranges

All 4 Wiggles: and fruit salad too

All 5 Wiggles: toot, toot

chugga, chugga 

Big Red Car

we'll travel near

and we'll travel far

All 5 Wiggles (continued): toot, toot

chugga, chugga 

Big Red Car

we're gonna ride

the whole day long

Simon, Lachy, Hunter and Dominic: Nathan's doing the driving

singing scooby doo-wah

Nathan's doing the driving

of the Big Red Car

All 5 Wiggles: toot, toot

chugga, chugga

Big Red Car

we'll travel near

and we'll travel far

All 5 Wiggles (continued): toot, toot

chugga, chugga

Big Red Car

we're gonna ride

the whole day long.

[Music Ends In Background]

Segment 2: Captain's Magic Buttons (Go-Kart Racing)
All 5 Wiggles: Captain's magic buttons

he's got half a dozen

make him perform in different ways

Captain Feathersword: "oh boy, here we go."

All 5 Wiggles: magic buttons

push a magic button

Cut to All 4 Wiggles: Captain's magic buttons

he's got half a dozen

make him perform in different ways

Cut to Captain Feathersword onstage with his magic remote control.........

Captain Feathersword: "Ahoy there, me good mates, welcome to me game show, please welcome me contestant, Dorothy the Dinosaur."

Dorothy shows up onstage.

Dorothy: "Hi there, Captain, what are we gonna do this time?"

Captain Feathersword: "Well, Dorothy, this time, we're gonna be go-kart racers."

Dorothy: "Sounds fun and exciting, let's do it."

They both pretend to drive around in go-karts.

Dorothy: "Alright, we both won the race!"

Song Number 3: 5 Little Ducks
[Music In Background]

Simon: 5 little ducks

went out 1 day

over the hills and far away

Father Duck said

Captain Feathersword: quack, quack, quack, quack

Simon: but only 4 little ducks came back

[Music Continues In Background]

Simon: 4 little ducks

went out 1 day

over the hills and far away

Father Duck said

Captain Feathersword: quack, quack, quack, quack

Simon: but only 3 little ducks came back

[Music Continues In Background]

Simon: 3 little ducks

went out 1 day

over the hills and far away

Father Duck said

Captain Feathersword: quack, quack, quack, quack

Simon: but only 2 little ducks came back

[Music Continues In Background]

Simon: 2 little ducks

went out 1 day

over the hills and far away

Father Duck said

Captain Feathersword: quack, quack, quack, quack

Simon: but only 1 little duck came back

[Music Continues In Background]

Simon: 1 little duck

went out 1 day

over the hills and far away

Father Duck said

Captain Feathersword: quack, quack, quack, quack

Simon: but none of the 5 little ducks came back

[Music Stops A Bit]

Simon: "Oh dear, that made Father Duck really sad."

Captain Feathersword: [Sobbing Wildly]

Simon: "Did you hear that just now? it sounds like somebody's crying his eyes out, oh my gosh, it must be Captain Feathersword, he's the 1 crying his eyes out."

Captain Feathersword: "All 5 of the little ducks have gone away, Simon."

Simon: "You know something, Captain? there's a cheerful ending to this fun thrilled song, so he went looking for the 5 little ducks."

[Music Begins Again]

Simon: Old Father Duck

went out 1 day

over the hills and far away

Father Duck said

Captain Feathersword: quack, quack, quack, quack

Simon: and all of the 5 little ducks came back.

Wags's Dog House
Nathan: "Hi there, Wags,"

Hunter: "what do you wanna watch today?"

Wags (turning on Wake Up, Lachy): [Barks A Bit]

Simon: "Okay,"

Dominic: "super good choice."

Music Video 4: Wake Up, Lachy
[Music In Background]

All 5 Wiggles: Wake up Lachy

Nathan: everybody's wiggling

All 5 Wiggles: wake up Lachy

Simon: we really need you

All 5 Wiggles: wake up Lachy

Hunter: you're missing 

all the fun now

Dominic: wake up Lachy

before the day's through

Simon: what's that sound

I can hear somebody snoring

what's that sound

it's not Nathan or me

Nathan: Dominic's awake

so let's have another guess now

Simon: oh my goodness

it must be Lachy

All 5 Wiggles: wake up Lachy

Simon: everybody's wiggling

All 5 Wiggles: wake up Lachy

Nathan: we really need you

All 5 Wiggles: wake up Lachy

Dominic: you're missing 

all the fun now

Nathan: wake up Lachy

before the day's through

[Music Continues In Background]

Simon: Dorothy the Dinosaur

is munching on some roses

Nathan: Wags the Dog

is digging up bones

Dominic: Henry the Octopus

is dancing round in circles

Nathan: wake up Lachy

we need you for the show

All 5 Wiggles: wake up Lachy

Dominic: everybody's wiggling

All 5 Wiggles: wake up Lachy

Nathan: we really need you

All 5 Wiggles: wake up Lachy

Simon: you're missing

all the fun now

Hunter: wake up Lachy

before the day's through.

Lachy (waking up a bit): [Yawns A Bit] "Can you please keep that noise down? I'm trying to fall asleep."

Scene 2: Back in the Wiggle House
Nathan: "Well, boys and girls, that's our show,"

Simon: "you all did super good out there,"

Lachy: "we'll see you next time,"

Dominic: "bye, mates."

The 5 Wiggles go right back inside their house.